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jimmyarling:

*pulls up to obviously murderous clown*

"Excuse me clown do you do private parties for children?" 

image

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99perfumebottles:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d7445bf082432beb65dd32dbe1c1710/tumblr_mqupx1ixu81rbrb97o1_500.gif

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iamlexluther:

His hands should be allowed near his mouth NEVER!!!

My celebrity look alike doe..

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THICK THIGHS AND DARK EYES
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The first time I ever slapped a girl in the face during sex(her request) story

clarknokent:

Me: *giving that A1 stroke wit her leg up on me

Her: fuck, slap me baby

Me: *still strokin* what?

Her: please Slap me babe

now im hesitant as shit because im not used to this shit, but i aint the one to back down from a callenge

so i cock back hand coming full force and when i connect it is the weakest hit i had ever delivered in my life.

Her:

Me:

i never felt like more of a bitch.

eventually i got the hang of it though

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hervacationh0me:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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amoying:

sluttyoliveoil:

what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body

image

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sosporadic:

secretbiboy:

Shots have been fired


😂😂

sosporadic:

secretbiboy:

Shots have been fired

😂😂

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babygirlaesthetic:

"girl…"
*gasp* “GIRL”

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phazon-vuitton:

musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME


this is how i blog tho

phazon-vuitton:

musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME

this is how i blog tho

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