*pulls up to obviously murderous clown*
"Excuse me clown do you do private parties for children?"
His hands should be allowed near his mouth NEVER!!!
My celebrity look alike doe..
Me: *giving that A1 stroke wit her leg up on me
Her: fuck, slap me baby
Me: *still strokin* what?
Her: please Slap me babe
now im hesitant as shit because im not used to this shit, but i aint the one to back down from a callenge
so i cock back hand coming full force and when i connect it is the weakest hit i had ever delivered in my life.
i never felt like more of a bitch.
eventually i got the hang of it though
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body